Shako Mako in Kuwait

Culinary School..FINALLY!

2006-11-20T23:24:00.000+03:00

Ok people we know it's been a while, we know we're slackers, we know we got lives to do out of the blog world. But, I've sorta sworn not to post till I'm graduated so I can focus on my classes...HOWEVER, this is something special, and I've been told these people got talent, for all you people who burn toast and can't tell the differnece between a roast and a meat loaf (I pity you guys :P) this one is for you. Now seriously a group already vouched (spelling) on the skills of these people. So without further ado, The Umami Culinary School.. (Note: following has been copied from their advertisment).

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Umami culinary school will finally open its doors onthe 2nd December. Our chef will teach you, how simpleit is to cook gourmet style meals in less than 30minutes. Whether it’s for you, or to impress others.We shall teach you how to become a pro at chopping,cooking and presenting food.

-How to prepare a balanced meal that is nutritious and delicious!

-Let us take you through a cultural tour around theworld’s cuisines. Whether, its: Thai, Italian, French, Japanese, Chinese, Spanish, and much more.

-Students will be taught the basic culinarytechniques;as to help them create any type of dish.

-Our classes are small (8 students max), relaxing andenjoyable. The students are encouraged to interact with the chef

-Our kitchen has state of the art equipment that has been customized especially for every students needs.

Attached are the types of classes we can provide you with, although early registration is advised since we work on first come basis. Our registers office shall be open daily: Sat-Thurs 20/11-30/11, from 10am to7pm.

For more info please contact this number: 660-5889 or email us: sn@umamiq8.com
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Give them a look people, I'm drooling just reading this :P Good Luck on this semester :)

Shabab ow Banat a5er ziman..

2006-09-19T18:42:00.000+03:00

Gabil kina nathrib il mathal ib banat ilnas ilmitrabeen, witha shifna wa7da itkalim ow sowalif gf/bf gelna "haylag" "Mo mitrabya" "Ma 3indaha ahal" etc etc..Al7een habeenlik ib salfat wala itha ma 3indy gf/bf "ana mo open minded" "ana mit3aqda" "ana mo 3arfa a3eesh 7yaty" etc etc..oo il moshkila ily ygoloon hal kalam ilnas ilmitrabya oo fahmeen oo mit3almeen. Ya rait ilmawthoo3 wigaf 3ala chithy. La2 hal ayam shayfeenlik groups banat oo shabab oo kil isboo3 7afla wila ray7een chillis wila mityam3een ib ay cafe. La2 oo al7een iw9elat ilsalfa lai te6la3 ma3a oo sowalif shirb oo ma95ara oo kissing and doing things together. Widy afham shloun kil hal sowalif 9arat shay 3ady 3ind ilnas la2 oo akthar min chithy yiftakhroun ib hal shay oo ily ma ysawee mithelhoum ygolooon 3ana m3aqad. Ya3ny shino taboon asawy 3ashan akoun fahim oo 3arif omoor ildenya..a7ashish mathalan? wila ashoofly wa7da bint 7aram? oo bo6ul ta9deer (la2ina nadry ilma7aly mo Style!)? ya3ny chithy a3jib hal jeel il wa9e5?

6ab3an ana ma ajma3 ib hal kalam la2ina mo ilkil chithy, bas ilmoshkila 9arat ilakthareya this way. 6ab3an ily yro7oon Kubbar 3arfeen ilwathe3..kil wa7id weya banat oo mifa9ee5 oo lai thalimat ilkil ib zawya weyaha oo ashkara 3ainy 3ainik imnazil ilbo6ul. 6ab3an fe ily bigool "bas godfather my home boy, mo bas i7na that we do this kind of stuff, 7itan "il3agad", laish tijma3?" 6ab3an barid 3ala u5oy 7amood 50fils, ina il3agad, ahwan minkoum, mo ashkara jidam ilnas oo fathe7 3omra oo ma ysawee kither ily intow itsawoona. oo 3al aqal 3inda sharaf ykhaf 3alaih. A5eeran 3ala 6ary Kubbar, akher mara raye7 shift wa7da ga3da itishamas weya shabab oo sowalif bikini oo thongs, oo youm gamat shalat seyadat il9alat ma3aha oo ra7at? Tekfa 3ala shino 5ayfa i6oofich 9alat il3a9er..aby akthar tanaqoth!!!!

Al7een hatha kila ib 9oob oo ily habeenlik sowalif ilblogat oo shi'3il ana ma7ad y3arefny oo ana chithy oo chithy asawee weya my bf/gf oo ams chithy, wily ybi6 ilchabd ina ilkil yshaje3houm..ya3ny 3ala shino bala? oo bil ilblog maloot ily yshaj3onhoum, ythimonhoum..aby a3arif shino hal injaz ily sawoo? mathalan namat weya her boyfriend min thalith youm i6le3at weya (wily may3arif mino..hathy) il9ara7a hatha injaz mobher oo atmana 7ag ahalich kilihoum. Wane3ma ilahal ily itgoleen yadroon. oo wayid mistansa..Ya3ny mathalan hatha ilopenminded malkoum..il9ara7a 5aloona mit5alfeen a7san!! Ba3dain itha ahalich yadroon, laish ma ge3adtaw ib baitkoum, chan wafartay banzeen oo bo6a6 oo pepsi 7ag ildarb oo thaya3taw 20mins waqt 6reej..hatha fe 3ala golatkoum more time "for kissing and licking". Ba3dain 3ala kil hatha il9ara7a ana a3tiqid inich wa7da mo3aqada ya3ny kil hatha ma7ad ma36eech ihtimam wintay 9'3eera. Akeed shaklich yaya min Planet of the apes..tikfa gillete allah y5aleech.

iLMoshkilla fe wayid nas yadrisoon wa7id oo wa7da yimee3 bil bait oo m9akreen 3ala roo7houm ilbab..5ooooooooooooooosh derasa ;) oo hal 9bay wain yfaker bil derasa oo hathy mjablita ib qamee9 ilnoum (ee kaify 3gaidy samaita qamee9 noum!!!) la2 oo ily ma it3arfa ilbint a9lan ohwa gayil 7ag ilrabe3 kilihoum bizoorha oo '3air il9war ily mraweehoum..Shfeekoum banat..mo chithy '3aba2, 3yal laish m9awrich itha ma ra7 ywaree 7ag a7ad. Wilmoshkila lai in9adow bil sayara fe wath3 mokhil lil adab, oo dagow 3ala ubow ilbint..a3tiqid bigool "ee 3ady hatha 7amood kil youm 3indina bil bait". (true story) iL9ara7a maloom ily yitzawijoun ma9reyat oo Lebnanyat oo a5er haba Falaban. 7imdow rabkoum ina ilawtha3 bil i3rag mo zaina..wila chan wala wa7da tezawijat bil kuwait :P Oo tara maby a7ad to become a smart ass and say inta taby ma9reya oo madry shino, hatha mo kalamy hatha kalam ily tizawijow. Inama itha tis2alny ana maly '3air il kuwaiteya, bas 6ab3an mo ilhayta il 9ay3a ily m9adga 3omerha her "boy friend" byitzawajha wila bi7ibha 6ool 3omra..ya jema3a ma7ad yetzawaj his gf, oo itha they did 3al aqal wa7da mi7tarma nafis-ha mo sowalif shiqeeq oo shalehat oo 7aflat oo 6al3at oo shirb oo il a5erih.

3ashan chithy nu9 banat ilkuwait ga3deen fe byoot ahalhoum ma tizawijow..sima3tow bil mathal ily ygool History repeats itself? tathkoroon ayam ma95arat il 70's, wala radat al7een.

Oo a5er mathal ams raye7 Sul6an bil lail (la itfakroon shay mo zain..tara intow wala tafkeerkoum madry shloun :P ana raye7 ashtery a'3rath lil bait), ilmohim, shift thintain banat ib sayara ilsa3a 1 ilfayer..sikaaaara wil sayara min ilyimeeeeeen lai il yisaaaar. La2 oo shirb jidamy ba3ad..5osh hatha ily nage9, wa7id yende3im oo ilsibab drunk driving..wain ga3deen?

Yuba ana low akamil..ma in5ali9..fe amthila wayid..bas ya jema3a tara hatha mo salfat openminded wila cool wila ana style wila ana oo ana etc..tara hathy thowara oo 7aywana. Fakrow shway fihmow, tara hatha sharaf ahal oo som3a oo mostaqbalkoum ba3ad, o 5af rabik la tensa inik int muslim/muslima, oo aham shay intow kuwaityeen oo hathy mo 3adatna wala tarbeyatna..Oo allah y7afithkoum inshalla.

PinkMoonBoutique.com

2006-09-06T01:26:00.000+03:00

Once upon a time there were two little girls who lived

in the west their entire lives.
One day the two girls decided to move back home in the east.
The two girls were very sad.
They missed all their pretty things.
Pinkmoonboutique.com was born.

I was told this site belongs to two Kuwaiti girls, bint il 3eesa and bint Behbehani I think (correct me if am wrong!). A friend of mine tried ordering from it and said she recieved her things in one day! Apparently this site is recognized as the Middle East's first online luxury boutique; Shop online for Clothing, Accessories, Jewelry, Bags, Gifts, and Celebrity Style. The latest items from the hottest designers around the globe. I went through the site and saw the products, I think it's pretty cool! Although there aren't many choices yet, I think it's a gr8 start and am sure they're gonna have more coming soon.

Nothing you need...Everything you want

Check it out!

Reflections and all that...

2006-08-19T00:39:00.000+03:00

There always comes a time in every person's life where they look at everything around them and figure out the good and bad things. Personally, I do that a lot. It's not doubt, nor fear, nor insecurity, and it certainly isn’t because I have a lot of time on my hands. It's just some people, do things in life that you try not to go through again and again. Or maybe we see others and hope what their going through, never comes knocking at our door. They say people learn from their mistakes, well that’s a load of spoon fed bull. No one learns from their mistakes, they lie to themselves about that same mistake their about to do, and try to make it look ok/different/(Insert your lie here).

Crossroads. I hate them. Seriously, life is full of them, and any decision you make will always effect those whom you wish not to hurt. Sometimes you want to look out for yourself, but no one is that selfish, if you know someone like that, you shouldn't. And if you ever come to a crossroad, and you always wish you could take that U-turn back, but things get worse when you do, the roads get darker, and soon enough you'll end up with nothing.

Family. The essence of life, the reason why we live, and still could live. Because no matter what you do, what you say, what major smack in the face you get. They'll be there, arms wide open, smiling at you from ear to ear. And your siblings, well, consider them your pillars, they'll always hold you up, even when the world comes crashing down. Parents, well they're that guardian angel. Even when your 60 and have all that you ever need, they'll always watch out for you. No matter what, happens, family is there.

Friends. Good ones these days are hard to come by. But, when you do come across one, your in for a great ride. No matter where, what, or how, you always have their support.

Think bout it, lots of people these days take things for granted, never taking the time to reflect on how good they have it and thank god for it. Hope you read this and had a little thought about your life.

*****Now I know these aren't the kind of posts I usually write but, what the heck, things just came to mind to me at this time and I had to do it. For all those people emailing and asking me to do more posts, Inshalla I will I promised you all something but it isn't quite done yet and well I'm on vacation starting now. (Yes, I'm a slacker and I usually don't meet my deadlines :P) See you in the next post when I'm back, and I'll check the emails for all those who send them and comments for those who leave them as often as I can. Have a great one :)

Shako Mako Company

2006-08-10T17:30:00.000+03:00

I was thinking of establishing Shako Mako Company. And I found some cool policies that I decide to put them in Shako Mako Company. Faa eshraykom fe il rules?? :P

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

SUBJECT: SICK LEAVE POLICY

SICKNESS:

No excuse...

We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof. We believe that if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

AN OPERATION:

We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish to discourage any thoughts that you may need an operation. We believe that as long as you are an employee here, you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for.

DEATH:

Other than your own:

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for them, and we are sure that someone else can attend to the arrangements. However, if the funeral can be held in the late afternoon, we will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently let you leave 1 hour early, provided your share of the work is ahead enough to keep the job going in your absence.

Your own:

This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as we feel it is your duty to train your replacement.

ALSO:

Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, those whose names begin with "A" will go from 8:00-8:15, and so on. If you're unable to go at your time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your time comes again.

We appreciate your cooperation,

THE MANAGEMENT

KK: The Kiwi

2006-08-02T19:16:00.000+03:00

U might be thinking this is just a kiwi, but look clearly. This particular kiwi is no ordinary kiwi. It’s THE kiwi of all kiwis'. It’s my kiwi! :P I introduce to u Kiwity il-Kuwaitiya; u can call her KK. Focus on the white part. It’s the map of Kuwait! :P I found it a few days ago while having breakfast and decided to take this shot before I ate it.

KK was tasty.

SUMMER TIME

2006-07-29T01:38:00.000+03:00

Meno eyqool il Kuwait 7ar :p
as you can see in the picture (time, temperature,location is Kuwait). its Summer time wanasa :p 7ar 7ar 7ar.......

Eat sh*t and DIE!

2006-06-30T02:54:00.000+03:00

Dear Morasha7 il da2era il 3ashra ily mashkook ib amra, (3iraftow mino..Mee5alif 5al agoolikoum..Jamal il3mar)

Momkin takil tibin oo tiste7y 3ala wayhik shway, ya3ny nateejtik ma i6li3at (ok mabrook ina galow int thamin ilfouz and all but you can shove ur seat somewhere for all I care.)

Its 2:55am people are sleeping, yahal oo old people, oo inta 6aye7ly fireworks oo iz3aj oo laja! Ya3ny shino int ma teste7y wila ma it3arif itra3ee '3airik. Mo tadry "ilmohim ilkuwait" oo ra7at ahalha oo sha3bha.

So, Shrayik takil tibin oo it3adil shanabik ily itgool m5amat ma6ar ilkuwait oo it5aleeny arid anam mo a7san?

Regards,
Sty

PS. Sorry readers but I'm reaaaal cranky when I'm woken up abruptly.

Wejhat Nethar..

2006-06-26T23:13:00.000+03:00

Ya3ny adry ina 7awalna ib hal blog ina ma indish ib ay mawthoo3 seyasy, oo kither ma ana agdar 7awalt iny at7asha hal mowathee3, la2ina ra7 indish ib matahat mafeeha la awal wala taly..Kil insan lah wejhat nethar.

ilMo7amy M7ammad 3abdelqader Al-Jasem kitab ib mowqi3a il mawthoo3 il taly, aby raykoum feeh..oo inshalla you keep an open mind while your reading it oo 5alokoum min salfat 7ikoomy/i9la7y oo ila a5erih.

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World Cup FEVER!

2006-06-09T15:37:00.000+03:00

FINALLY, wi9alna 7ag il youm!

Anyways, enjoy the games opening is in about an 1h15mins and Kick off in 3h15mins, and heres my check list if anyone wants to use it:

Popcorn: Check
4 cases of 6pack Sugar-Free Redbull: Check
24 Bottles Barbican: Check
24 cans Diet Coke: Check
Pringles: Check
Nachos and Dip: Check
Tv set to optimal Settings: Check
Surround System up and running: Check
Horn: Check (Don't ask bas Me and my bro in law are in competition..IT MEANS WAR BABY! :P)

Well that about wraps it up..Enjoy the tournament

PS: I'm not those mit3a9been football nut kind of guys, bas I enjoy watching and cheering oo the atmosphere of it all :)

Hal Yo3qal??!

2006-06-01T13:53:00.000+03:00

Can't help but procrastinate that one day this will happen in Kuwait. Wela Shraykoum?

Appealing..isn't it?

2006-05-13T01:23:00.000+03:00

**First off, yes its been a while. Sorry guys, so here's some lighthearted humor for you, hope you enjoy and thanks for all those people who emailed and asked about us. Ma itga9roon yal 7abayeb :)..**

Doesn't it always appeal you, to smack someone across the head when they're stupid. I mean seriously some people should be shot on site, brought back to life, kicked in the crotch, strangled and allowed to choke back to death on their own sweaty gym socks, and while they are gasping for air you kick them down and allow a 240kg person to sit on their chest while a homeless drunk steals their shoes.

So, for all you people out there who have been in a situation to kill someone stupid here's a list which I (and you should thank me for this) compiled as to become official reasons to hit / kill /mame / disembowl / stab someone for being an idiot.

1. Someone who points at their watch when they ask the time. Yes I know where my watch is, do you see me pointing at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

2. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". What good is a cake you can't eat? What should I eat, someone else's cake instead?

3. When people say "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

4. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

5. People who go, "can I borrow a piece of paper?" how the hell do you borrow paper? Am I gonna get it back with scribbles, cause if I do, you sure as damn hell ain't giving it to me! I need a new white sheet damn it.

6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No, I paid 2.500KD to come to the theatre and stare at the ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

7. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know a**h**e, you pulled me over.

8. Again, a cop thing, when they stop you at a check point and ask if you just put your seatbelt on, you know I'm going to say no, don't try and be a smart ass.

9. A group of 15 guys who sit at a café/restaurant and for the whole 3 hours they are there they just send a Bluetooth to everyone without even talking to each other. Umm hello, my name is your life, can I just say..Baaaaaaaaa3!

10. Guys who turn their head 360 degrees thinking a girl is driving around them. YAL RAGLA!

11. People who play "bassy" songs when all you hear is "thump thump buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt" Hmmm, fehamt shay yal 7abeeb? Ee wala 9oot hal mo6rib 9akhar!

12. People who come infront of you while you pull up to a traffic light from the other lane to come closer to the front. Good Job buddy you’re a whole car forward. Someone explain to me the point of that.

13. Laughing really loud in the cinema/making really lame comments. I love how they keep doing it and laughing all alone and their friends go, "3abood khala9 la itsagil". Burrrrrrrrrrrrn!

14. Girls who wear those clicking heels, I'm not against heels but those clicking ones are annoying.

15. Girls who think just cause you turned their way your hitting on them.

16. Girls who think slutty is casual.

17. OK enough with the girls. Guys who wear pink. (This is my opinion don't flame me for it or use lame excuses like, "but its cute" "its in style" Piss off!)

18. When you go to a car wash and they ask "Hello would you like to wash your car today". Wow you’re a natural Sherlock Holmes aren't you buddy!

19. When you walk into university and someone goes, "Ha flan, 3indik dawam?" La wala 7abeeby yay ashoofik..inta shlonik?..shakhbarik?..zain?..il7imdilal!.

20. When you see a fire truck racing down the road and the guy next to you in the car goes. "Oh s**t theres a house/car/building on fire!" Please people shoot me.

21. People who come out of the movie, and go.."Zain agoolik shisalfa shino 9ar?" "Laish mat il ba6al?" "Zain hatheech laish 7abita, laish ma 7abat il sayig?"

22. When you call someone, and they go "Ha flan dag 3alay" shrayik who am I calling then, yady?

Ok I can't think of anymore or recall more things that happened with me. So, lets see what else happened to you or things you've seen. Whether it was from your friends, people in the street, anything, and lets compare who deserves to smack someone the most.

***Numbers 1-7 are by George Carlin, but yes they have happened to me I just used his phrasing.

Kuwaiti Rap..Ay Shay?!?!

2006-03-13T01:17:00.000+03:00

Awal shay It's been a while that a post has been witnessed but We're Back!..Sty and Super ya36eehoum il3afya 3ala il site but they haven't written in a while, but I'm a new member and I have something I have been keeping in for a while.

Now Imagine this: It's 3am. Towna 5al9een il Hardees. Imsada7een bil diwanya ily nayem....ily yel3ab kout..Oo ana mjabil il TV. Flipping thru the channels, and what the hell do I find, shabab Kuwaityeen Rapping!!!!!

Awal ma shift-houm il9ara7a te5ayalt-houm low msaweenlihoum ferqat Haban a7sanlihoum..la2 oo wayid 3alaihoum ba3ad. Oo Kalamhoum il tafih kan widy asma3 shay 7ilow..but as usual I dont think you can get anything good min hal ashkal.

Al7een kama te3awadtow 3ala hal blog..Lazim infa9elhoum wa7id wa7id..oo n3aliq so here goes:

Awal shay il Polar Bear il miteen: il moshkila ina min 3yal 3ayla..Sada..oo ohma mitbareen mina oo min fa3ayla. Ya jema3a a7ad yfahimny hatha laish he's always holding his chain and pulling on it..Madry china mte5ayil nafsa chihuaha..

Thany shay..Fe wa7id asmar weyahoum m9adig 3omra ina sho'3il ana gangster ana ily wassup wassup..a5er shay ye6la3 weld kaifan qe63a 1 :P Hatha low y'3aneela Dueto weya 5alid il Mulla wila Fa6ooma a7sanla..a5er shay ma7ad yertha fe '3air 3etab.

Moving on to 5aleefat 3arafat:Int Ya Ra3y shmaq aswad int shtaby Mda5il gatheyat falas6een ib kilshay 7itan in their lame rap songs. Atwaqa3 hathy qatheya it-him il 3arab Kilhoum wenta shako mda5elhoum ib hal a'3any il sakheefa.

Lookin at the Video Clips:
"Representin" Awal shay atwaqa3 il wa7id y9awer ib amakin 7ilwa..Some scenery first, some fancy prancy art-work. Mo ib garage :P Laish sayarat il mo5rij inda3mat giltow in9awer hnak? oo ya3ny fe so2al ydoor ib 5a6ry..oo yarait fe a7ad yitsharaf oo yjawebny..Intow fe sayara m9awreenha mo mitsalfeenha? Ma atwaqa3! La2ina wala wa7da feehoum has the door opened, bas ga3deen yam il rims taking shots :P Hope you didn't set off any alarms ;) Oo ba3ad shay..a5er shay laish 7a6eenlikoum nar? La testa3yil 3ala rizgiq..inta wa9il wa9il!

"Just Cruisin" Ok 9ar Ta6awer gamow y2ajroon siyayeer. Bas widy a3arif..Min ay ma5zan jowaty yaybeen hal banat. Oo the one who seems to be grinding..cham maqas weyiha? Mako minha Medium! Agool hatha il 7alaq..mo china ily 9owb jam3eyat Jleeb Shyoo5? And what the hell is up with the line: "Drinkin and takin a hit" wedy a3arif..Omik ma kalimitik ib mawthoo3 after the shoot..A9lan intow drinking wayid 3alaikoum 7adkoum Dettol oo Cologne..hal mara tiyey itgool weed? Ti67an zhaywey oo itshirba. :P

6ab3an asfeen ya jema3a ina sama3nakoum hal 7achy ow itha thagalt 3alaikoum bas hatha min il qahar ily feeny ina hal ashkal itgool Kuwaiti's. I7na il9ara7a kina intewaqa3 nas terfa3 isimna oo terfa3 rasna..bas lil asaf ma7ad yabriz min il zayneen..Ma tabriz ila hal ashkal il wa95a oo ilnas it3ayerna feehoum itgool "Hathy ashkal il Kuwaitiyeen". Adry iny thagalt 3alaikoum 3ala awal post bas kan 7achy kina kilna qamteena. And please excuse my typo's it's late. :)

5a6wa 5a6wa..(A step ahead)

2006-01-19T00:50:00.000+03:00

Ok well as everyone noticed the black posters hung all over the place saying "We..You..a step ahead." Word has it it's a charity event for the disabled. Here's what I know so far and people confirmed this to me, but quote them and not me :P :

1. It's for the Disabled
2. It will be presented by Oprah
3. A reputable singer will play. By reputable they mean the likes of Celine Dion and Leann Rhimes. (Not Usher or 50 Cent sorry gangsta's :P)
4. Tickets are 300KD all proceeds to charity.

Last I know it was postponed before the Emirs passing, but now its been postponed indefinitely.
Enjoy the weekend :)

Maseerat il7ob wil Wafa2..

2006-01-18T02:14:00.000+03:00

At 3pm on Thursday 19th of January..Ra7 ykoon akow maseera fe thikra Shai5na il ra7el..Tabdy il Maseera fe ilNady il 3ilmy le'3ayat Abraj ilKuwait. Inshalla inshoof 7othorkoum hnak.

In English: In Memory of His Highness Sheikh Jaber Al-Ahmed Al-Sabah..there will be a walk in his memory entitled "Love and Faithfullness". The walk will start at 3pm at the Scientific Center and will continue to the Kuwait Towers.

Edit: Some people told me today that it's starting at Green Island..Some are insisting that it starts at the Scientific Center..Will update when I know exactly where.

Condolences..

2006-01-15T11:34:00.000+03:00

It is with a great pain that we mention the passing of His Highness the Amir : Sheikh Jaber Al-Ahmed Al-Jaber Al-Sabah. May his soul rest in Peace, oo y'3amid roo7a il jana. Da3watkoum ya jema3a.

"Ina Lil Allah Wa2ina Ilayah Raje3oon"

An excerpt from The Holy Quran, Read by Mishari Al-Afasy

Finals!!

2005-12-29T14:03:00.000+03:00

thanks Sty very much ;) ..... :p

Fashionista's!!!

2005-12-10T23:12:00.000+03:00

Quick heads up for the ladies out here...
A new clothing line min 6agat Juicy, Von Dutch etc. Called Cupcake is on the show at Bait Lothan. The unveiling opened today and will go on till the 12th or 13th I think.

It's designed by 2 Kuwaiti Girls. I've heard its really good by some family members, haven't seen it myself though..So Girls show your support and what better to do than shop till you drop to take away the stress thats caused by exams :P (Right? isn't shopping a sort of therapeutic action girls do? :P)

cough Hello..

2005-12-10T20:56:00.000+03:00

Ok, so we know the guys are busy with midterms and papers and what not; hence, the delay in updating. I’m pretty busy myself, except with finals not midterms. Even worse, huh? I know I haven’t been an active member lately. Lately? Lemme rephrase: I know I’ve never been an active member on this blog. Just a commentator. Sometimes. And for that, I feel the need to apologize. Sorry STY, sorry Super-S (but I warned you! :P).

Anyway, shako mako in q8? To be honest with you, I’m not the one to ask. I’m miles and miles away. I hear a lot about what’s going on and read (like on this blog for example :P), but unfortunately people haven’t been updating me lately. I guess we’re not the only ‘busy’ ones around. So yeah, I’m miles and miles away, but that won’t be the case for long. In a matter of days (weeks?), Salty-C will be back in town to spread a little more sunshine, so get those sunglasses and sunscreen out people and be prepared for a sizzling winter! (I’ll shut-up now).

So guys and gals, where about would you recommend a girl who hasn’t been in q8 for a while to go? What’s new? What’s hot? Shower me with suggestions!

Something Fishy...

2005-11-21T01:28:00.000+03:00

Guwa Gang :)

Just a quick post and heads up!

The new Japanese place in Galleria 2000 opened up about a week or so ago. It's located above Costa, opposite Hang Out. I can't really remember the name but I peeked inside and it looks quite retro and cool. Inshalla will post a follow up to this later on when I try it out.

3ad Kilish nag9een more sushi joints bil Kuwait. Amongst the other ones Yo! Sushi is coming soon at Marina Crescent. The one in Selfridges was amazing. (I hope they open up Salted Beef too ily was next to Yo! in Selfridges..Mmmm that stuff was amazing.)

Top 3 Japanese Resturaunts by Survey:
1) Kei
2) Edo
3) Maki

Apparently Wassabi (Spelling) wasn't ranked high because of the owners. Its owned by Good Food Co. (The Guys who own Pizza Company). Now tell me 6a7 min 3ainkoum when you found this out?

7ayach Allah..

2005-11-14T01:16:00.000+03:00

So after hefty negotiations, salary propositions, and agreements on types of benefits, we would like to welcome our newest member who will give this blog a feminine touch. We've all seen how us guys (mainly myself) rant and complain. This time we'll see how its done through a womans view.

As you've noticed the blog idea has been changed to "Two guys, and a girl." (I miss that show).

On behalf of the Blog's Managerial Team, I'd like to welcome aboard Salty-C (Salted Caramel as known by many of you) to our blog. Inshalla you grab attention with your witty attitude and great posts.

This Weekend..

2005-11-10T13:17:00.000+03:00

Hey all, sorry this is late but it was due to circumstances that weren't under our control.

Yesterday (Wednesday) Kuwait Auto Show was officially opened. Apparently, it's the largest gathering in the Mid East. (Yeah right, can you say fake advertising..LAW SUIT!) So inshalla I'm gonna be going and taking some pics with Super-S. Look for updates soon :)

What to do this weekend:
-Well not much other than the car show.
-Studying (7ag ily 3indehoum Mid-terms like us :P).
-And with all the Football hype going on, Cinescape released "Goal". Looks interesting might check it out later tonight too :).

Have a great one oo Inshalla inwa9elikoum il 9ewar as soon as we load them up. Cheers!

3eedkum Embarak

2005-11-04T02:26:00.000+03:00

We hope you all have a happy Eid & 3asa inshallah rabee eyteqabal 9eyamkum. O 3asakum mn 3awadah inshallah.

Ramadan this year ended real fast 3adel? "kan 7ada 7leew o 5afeef" 3asah dum kel senah

Some Quotes..

2005-10-29T00:53:00.000+03:00

Ok So lets lighten up I know many of the students out there 3indehoum Midterms (Myself included) and not to forget the mama's and papa's oo employees ily laheen weya sowalif il 3eed (3eedkoum Mbarak Jamee3an..Gotta say it early before we forget). So here are some quotes that were picked out from all over the place, funny, and ba3ath-houm lazim a3aliq. (I'm the kind off guy who your english teacher made you sit with when you peer edit and I'd rip your paper apart :P..*Just Kidding*).

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my... I could be eating a slow learner." -Anonymous

This one reminded me of something I saw at SheWolf's blog :P

"Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel." " -The Washington Post

Wouldn't the smell be just so funky..Hmmm..Something to think about for valentines or mothers day.

"People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the f*** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?" -George Carlin

This guy is amazing..states the obvious but in a funny sarcastic way.

"When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago." -John Frazee

The new Einstein.

"I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? " -Jack Handey. From: "Deep Thoughts"

Also a very funny guy, oo yalee tadrisoon bara..take it into consideration ;)

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man." -Jack Handey

"I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!" " -Jack Handey

I soooo want to do that..gadreen ite5ayilown?

"Isn't it horrible that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves?" -Jack Handey

"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy." -Jack Handey

"One day I saw a big kid beating up a little kid. I went over to the little kid and gave him a swift kick. He probably deserved it." -Jack Handey

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last 9 months floating... then you finish off as an orgasm! Amen." -George Costanza "Seinfeld"

9ij Bidoon Ta3leeq.

The ones that follow are from "The Devil's Dictionary" By Ambrose Bierce:
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease is prevailent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.

Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offense.

Selfish, adj: Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.

Learning, n: The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.

Immortality, n: A toy which people cry for,And on their knees apply for,Dispute, contend and lie for,And if allowedWould be right proudEternally to die for.

Liberty, n: One of imaginations most precious possessions.

Hope they put a smile on your face, cause well they are worth the effort (oooola kilish mo naqza :P). Have a good one..

Deed Deeeeed!!

2005-10-24T16:10:00.000+03:00

Hey gang we're back..for a little bas 6ab3an, wa7ashto0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0ona :P

Anyways, how lazy can you get these days. Ya3ny ok I'm really lazy bas shofow shloun 9arat il Kuwait, kafy il baqalat il hindi yi6la3lena (7ajy Ezee five..shfee hatha ma yefham! :P) oo kafy share3 il m6a3im where your basically sitting in your car being served.

And now without further ado the newest thing is a Venti Mocha Frappuchino Extra choclate sauce on top, up and down chocolate double shot espresso with extra vanilla pump......IN YOUR CAR!!

Yup, this is something new, and supposedly the first in the Region. We found it back in Mid-September bas thaya3na oo recently stumbled upon it again last night bil 9idfa :P But 3ala kalam il 7aris its closed for all of Ramadan and will open after it immediatley.

You guys can find it in Shuwaikh, past City Center when you get to Mercedes Spare Parts (Al-Bisher) turn right, Pass the quick service and make the first right you can't miss the sign. There is a small seating area too.

Me and Super were dying to try it 7ag il thi7ik and we found that the window for serving was a bit too high.

Anyways, Shraykoum fe? ya3ny seriously what the hell is the point of it are you people to lazy to stop off for coffee or ya3ny sowalif tefentig :P. Ana agool sure for a quick coffee yeah, but doesnt it kind off defy the purpose of starbucks, I mean its not a dunkin donuts or anything. Ba3dain widy ashof shino bihabiboon fe hnak?

PS: Sorry for the bad pic, bas we were using a phone oo the sign was to bright so we had to reduce il contrast so it comes out clearly.

Comments welcome :)

Intermission..

2005-10-13T04:25:00.000+03:00

Sha5bary Da3ayat in the Movies...

Anyways, to our followers of the ShakoMakoian cult we give thee apologies for thy awayness.. :P

No just kidding, 6ab3an akeed ma sima3tow mina for a long time thats because we were busy with classes starting and our satanic Dr's who believe that giving Midterms in the first 2 weeks of classes is cool. Asfeen 3al ta25eer be sure we are around and checking out whats happening around in Kuwait every chance we get. And our other excuse is Ramadan oo il 3azayam oo il '3abgat ily mat5ali9 all night (its 4:15am and I just got back from my 12th one in the past 2 weeks) so again we apologise for that. Inshalla look for a post in the upcoming days..

iMbarak 3alaikoum il Shahar (it's late due to the sucky Kuwait Postal Service :P)

GUCCI, PRADA 7addaaa Halaqa............

2005-09-20T21:50:00.000+03:00

This a chat that I heard from two girls that is so " 7adaa halaqa" (In a daloo3a bimbo voice) that only happens bil kuwait :P And it will be funnier if you read it in that voice ;) and roll your r's and stretch the i's and e's.

I was at school waiting for my class and I heard this gagging from 2 girls :P

Girl1: Aqoolitch ams re7na Nino ba3ad il class ana o bla....bla....bla o qolay meno chefna "D" ga3da ma3a irfeegat-ha o shakelha 7ad il halaqa whaaaaay whaaaaaay whaaaaay ana ifteshalt lema salamt 3aleha, it9adqeen inha labsa jootee Gucci o sa3a Gucci whaaaay whaaaay 7adha emhalqa 3omerha....

Girl2: OMG (She actually said the letters O-M-G, not oh my god) whaaaaaaay whaaaaaaaaaay halaqa halqa intay min sigich salamtay 3aleeha ....

Girl1: Laa ma sheftay shay o ba3ad il jan6a Gucci whaaaaaaaaaaaaaay il moshkela embayeen ena taqleeed ambaih........

Girl2: NO your are kidding akeed.....ambaih taqleeed ma a9adeq 7ad il halaqah ooh oh oh.......OMG ma a9adeq ana mara7 asalem 3aleeha whaaaaaaay mabee a3aref ha........

Girl1: whaaaaay whaaaaaaaay whaaaaaaaaaay 3ayal ma sheftay rifeejat-ha illy weyaha ambeeeh..... weyaha jan6a Fende ily kanaw emsawyeeen 3alaiha Sale whaaay whaaay whaaay 7adha bent faqara whaaaaaaaaay teshtery bil sales OMG they look like yayeen min il jahra (Sorry people from jahra :P) whaaaaaaaay ambaaaaaaih hal 3gaydeya..... i cant believe ena feee girls shethee (Yes She said shethy not chithy) ma ey3arfoon yalbesoon............

Girl2: NO NO NO sharyaah min il sales ma a9aadeq 7adha halaqa whaaaaaaaaaay.......3ad ana kint ib jam3eyat il '6a7yaah o meshtahyaaa 3aseer qolay meno sheft... "F" it9adqeen enha 6alba mn Subway o ga3da takl bil sayarah OMG 7ada 7ada halaqa.....

Girl1: Min sigitch whaaaaaay! (You should have seen her face here :P).... What was she thinking? O M G inshalllah salamtay 3aleeha!!!!......Whaaaaaaay 3ad ana mwa3dat-ha ilyoum laish ma gilteely wai3ooo!

Girl2: Laaa weeeeeh min 9ijich 7eqart-ha... wala chineee ma a3arefha...ana naq9a hal ashkal waaaaaaaaaaaaai3..........

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Bas I cant hear more, 7adeee meshayt loo ga3d ba3ad chan rasee enfijar o 6aqait-hom athneeenat-hom re7t il bait 7ata il class ma dawamt........ lee2na whaaaaaay whaaaaaay il dector 7ada im haleeqha labs jeans o qamee9 ma qeedart at7amal meshayeeet :P~ halaqa halaqa halaqa..........

Are people really that shallow 3indina.

*some of this conversation was exagerated but it really was to that extent. And yes they did say "whaaaaaaaaay" that much :P

"Mesk":Smells like a stinker..

2005-09-12T01:04:00.000+03:00

Sty here and lets get this thing rolling...

As your Kuwait bloggers on whats hip, hot and happening in Kuwait here's something that recently caught my eye.

I've been told about "awal ferqa nisa2eya" Kuwaiteya. Its a group of 3 "aspiring" (Pshhh yeah whatever!) women..err lets say girls that wish to become a leading group in Kuwait and the Arab world. I did some research and found some of their songs on Salmiya.Net. Nothing personal but they seriously suck. They suck so bad my computer refused to play the rest of the song and crashed (I kid you not).

Their information is as follows:
Shouq..Age 16
Mesk..Age 17
Shahad..Age 14

They live in London, and the pic below was taken here in Kuwait where they came to promote themselves.

Now that were done with the information, lets see why I think that these "kids" should be stopped from doing this. (In other words, I'm going to give you my clear and straight forward opinion.)

Now some people might have read my previous posts and gone "but Sty your so brutal and mean in your opinions." Well, I'm a hard guy to please and when I see things that don't go along with what I believe is correct, then I trash it. Life is tough deal with it! (And don't start this whining about how "But thats your opinion." I know it is and I'm entitled to relate it to my beilefs!)

Ya3ny Ya jima3a mo 3an shay bas their music kilish, La min 9out, wala ada2, wala kalam..ya3ny laish 3aysheen!!! Its just some artsy digitised talk thats been speeded up to a certain level. And fine I have nothing against them. But, have you seen what they look like. Olllllllaaa shda3wa chithy make-up shilsalfa. I mean don't women usually wipe make up off, but it looks like these girls need a demolition team to take it off, or at least a chisel and hammer! (No I am not lending them my tool box.)

And after all that, wala 7aram. Seriously I mean at that age go follow your education and aspire to solve world peace, instead of wasting your life on crap that won't even give you a decent home, not even a good reputation, and only a few years (maybe seconds, but don't quote me on that) of satisfaction. I say ina intow ga3ad it-thay3oon your life and find something better to do. If you want to be famous in Kuwait and the Arab world, do something useful, make a charity, help kids, start fundraisers or whatever. Bas mo chithy I can't believe that these girls are being that cheap just to be noticed and throwing everything they have away for popularity.

And the last thing, I hope we don't have this whole Britney Spears rave about them, just like when she first appeared. I will seriously shoot myself :P (Again don't quote me :P)

Recent pic taken (Scanned from a magazine, and was e-mailed to me by a friend) Why do they look msa6leen, and the one on the right mtan7a and seems like shes drooling?

TaG "Your it!!"

2005-09-07T18:55:00.000+03:00

Alright since Petita was nice enough to tag Super-S and myself (Arghhhh!)..here are our answer. I'm in Blue font, Super-S is in Red. Cheers,

Last book you read: "Not a penny more, Not a penny less" that was 6 years ago :P University Books
Last Phone Number you called: Super-S / 777
Last Show you watched on TV: C.S.I Miami / Seinfeld
Last Thing you had to drink: Sugar Free RedBull / Sugar Free Redbull
Last Thing you ate: Pringles / Boneless Shanghai wings from Chillis
Last time you cried: About 2 weeks ago / First day of school
Last time you smiled: About 2 minutes ago / A minute ago
Last person you hugged: My Mom / My big bro before he left to the states I miss him :(
Last person you talked to on the phone: My sis / Sty
Last thing you smelled: My soap :P / Paint (Cause they're painting our house)
Last CD you bought: I don't usually buy CD's bas Mario: Turning Point / Can't remember
Last song you sang: Maroon 5: Sunday Morning / Baby Bash: Baby I'm Back
Last thing you laughed at: When I found out Super-S's mother was painting his room pink loooooooool its like a hot glowy pink :P / When I saw that my mom painted my room pink :P
Whats in my CD player: I guess in the car, some Mix I made / I listen to the radio
What time did you wake up today: Woke up at 12:30pm and slept at 2pm and woke up at 4pm / 9:30am 7ada mbacher
Current favorite articles of clothing: Madry wayid! / Madry
Favorite place to be: 33000ft / Underwater
Least favorite place to be: Somewhere crowded / Home le2na oboy kela eyzefnee :P
Do you believe in an afterlife: Yes / Yes
In Heaven or Hell: Yes / Yes
How tall are you: 180cm / Madry bas ana a6wal min Sty
Current favorite word: Smeg (From the BBC show "Red Dwarf"..Sha5bary) / LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooSerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Favorite Book: Hmmm wayid! / Not that much of a reader
Random Lyric: She's a Tamale drunk in Courvoisier..she wanna party after the party..she wanna private dance with somebody..cause her body got a mind of it's own, own, o-o-o-own own own o-o-o-own! NaNaNaNaNaNaaaaaaaaaaaaah! :P / Mithter Vegath :P (nafs Sty)
If I could do anything right now, I would be: Swimming / Digging for oil
Are you a daredevil: Yes / Yes
Have you ever told a secret you swore you'd never tell: No / All the time
Do looks matter: Right after personality, but everyone cares about the looks of who they want or have a crush on. / Yes
How do you release your anger: Walk, count to ten, deep breath, punch a wall / Tease Sty
My second home is: Don't really have one :P / Kubbar
One thing I have that I wish I didn't: Nothing really :) / ilbara'3y ily breely :P
All you need is: understanding of how things work in life :) / Love Baby!
Something I want but I don't really need: A new car / A house on mars
Something I need but don't really want: More vacation time :P (Maly 5ilg classes..bas at the same time I want to graduate and move on in life :P) / University Degree

*do you...*
drink? No / No
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend: No / naaaaaaaaaaah!
Have a dream that keeps coming back? No / Yes always :P
Believe that there is life on other planets? Not really / Yes
Read the Newspapers: Sometimes / Not too much
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: Yes / Yes
Consider police a friend or foe?: There are good cops and bad cops..Int oo 7athik / Friends because they protect us :)

Ok so the rules are: No Tag backs, No jinxes, No peeking, and no counting fast :P We tag everyone who wants to be tagged (Since were new oo ma in3arif wayid people in the community :P)

"Dude..Where's my car?!" "Where's your car dude?!"

2005-09-05T21:21:00.000+03:00

Location : Marina Mall Parking

-Time: 13:30 "3iz il '6iher"

-Plan: Getting into my car so I could go home "7ag il '3adah"

Do people know where they park their car???!!

Hmmmmm we'll see.

I was pressing on the car remote thing to open my car but the remote is not working "shit..7ada mo waqtah" I looked inside the car, and couldn't find my KDD Chocolate Milk (Ee reyoogy ya3ny shino..Walla mo da3aya!) :P..oops this isnt my car..shloon chithy?!?! I parked my car here!!! A guy stopped and asked me " o'7ooy 6ale3 ?" i said "eeeh bas madree wain sayartee???" and then he looked at me and gave me a *big smile* that you can read it as if he's saying "man you're crazy".

I continued thinking about where I parked it. Again, I start walking and looking for it, and then the same guy came "haaaa lail7een ma legait sayartik?" Me:"ya3nee shino shayef! madree i'7teefat" the guy : *BIG SMILE*

After searching for what felt like ages. I fell tired. I stopped to take a rest, and thinking where I parked. A car stopped and two girls asked me the same question "low sema7t 6ale3?" Me: "eeeeeh bas lain alqah sayartee?" she looked at me like " Min 9igek" and gave me the same *big smile*

I was feeling desperate, I need to call some one to help me.. mino mino..yes my friend: Sty.. is it a good idea to call him hmmmmmm..eeeh 7ada 7ag il shematah..ofcourse he's gonna say: "Looooooool dude where's my car? :P a7san 3ashan la tee6la3 ibroo7k mara thanyah". La2 i dont want to hear that.

Again, I continue walking, and I'm so tired cause its been like 15minutes and i still didnt find my car... and still walking and singing "shedawreen ya om ahmed...shdawreen ya om ahmed?..adawer sayartee......!" I swear people didnt stop asking me the same question (Shino fe fager mowaqif??) and gave me the same *big smile*...... i was pressing the remote like crazy so I could hear the alarm lain shift the car flashing its lights and heard it. Finally, my car WoooooooooW I felt so happy (just like a heroin addict with unused needles :P)..Wanasa my car my car yes yes.....!!!

the problem is " kila it9eer feeny lemah akoon ibrooo7ee? "

P.S: i need to say it..if Sty was with me all this mess wouldnt have happened :)

The Reply

2005-09-02T13:01:00.000+03:00

Ok so those so called "Executives" haven't responded. Here's what I sent them just to vent a bit, I wasn't in the mood to type and I was bored so here's what amazingly flowed out of my finger tips :P

(As always copy and pasted, and censored out the bad stuff) :P
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To the executives of Sh*ts&all films. (Christal films)

I am absolutley appauled at your behaviour. I mean not only do you lack film making skills but also, customer service skills. I mean my 3 year old nephew has better manners than you people (But I won't penalise you on that since your french). Anyways, I can't believe it takes you more than a business week to reply to a customer. Reading an email takes a few seconds (Hours in your case, I'm guessing that your all a bunch of uneducated tree hugging hippies, who wipe your butts with used marijuana leaves.)

However, I will drop the refund charges and guess I will amount my self to satisfaction of putting you down. Here's a list I compiled about your company

1) You suck
2) You suck
3) You suck
4) You suck you hippies
5) You suck freedom fries :P (MmmmmmMmmm fries)
6) You suck

So, what does all that mean, well it frankly means if your coming out with such terrible movies as "Yamakasi 2: Les Fils du vent" then your losing business. No wonder you didn't reply as your profit margins are as low as those of a unstrung guitar twanging bum on the Northern Line of Londons Underground at Camden town station. You retards probably couldn't direct Barney the dinosaur while he's on crack, and chasing a Tellytubby through a mosh pit. Heck, I bet you can't even open up my email in the first place since your running your sharade of a corporation from a box outside of Le Gare Du Norde. And those actors you hire. I got a bunch of red a**ed baboons who are more than happy to act for you, and I'm sure your ratings will go up if you use them.

Since I have taken pity on you (which is a good thing) I have taken the liberty of spreading the word about your company (which is a bad thing). I have taken care of your marketing campaign for you. (You can thank me later, and I did it for free so no need to break open your piggy bank)

Here's the campaign plan and the customers who will contact you:
1) I have signed your emails to every imaginable junk email company on the web
2) I have signed your emails to every Yahoo group available (Lots of fun huh?!)
3) I have put your email address to every site that asks me for one
4) I'm going to forward every email that makes fun of french people (even though I like french people)
5) I always tick the "please contact me daily for information" box.

I hope that your business prospers (NOT) and am awaiting your appreciation for what I have done. Think of it as charitable work ;)

Merci Beacoup Mes amis
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I feel better some how :) 6ala3t kil ily feeny :P

The Great Challenge: Email to executives

2005-08-30T12:25:00.000+03:00

As promised I will not stand by and watch these people hand out crappy movies. So here's the email I sent to the executives of Christal Films (Distributor of "The Great Challenge")

The email was to the attention of:
Vice President of Distribution and Marketing : Sylvain Gagné
Director of Video: Christine Saucerotte

The email is exactly as follows (Copy and pasted)
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Bonjour,

I am a great fan of french films, and french is not my first language. However, I would like to get straight to the point. I have just watched the release of Yamakasi 2: Les Fils du vent and would just like to say how horrible it was. I mean it was the fakest, most unoriginal, and utter waste of time. It is a complete desicration to all international film enthusiasts.

For my inconvenience of sitting through the movie I would like a refund. The cheque should be made out to me and should cover the following costs:

Ticket Price: 2.500KD (6.92 Euro)
Bottle of Water: 0.200KD (0.55 Euro)
Petrol for getting to the movie: 0.500KD (1.38 Euro)
Inconvenince: 10.000KD (27.70 Euro)

All exchange rates were made at the current rate on the morning of Tuesday August 30th, 2005.

Oh and my friend would also like a refund except he had a coke which cost 0.300KD (0.84 Euro) instead of a water. And we went in my car so he won't need a Petrol refund.

I know you top executives are asking, "Mon cherie, but why did you not like zis movie?!?! We have worked zo hardz to get it into productionz". Well remember the scene where Kenja, I think is his name, was on the roof with his friend, and they were attacked by 6 guys, and he got thrown off the roof and "died" (yes notice the quotations). How come that 2 guys couldn't take them on but at the end of the movie they kicked the ass of 300 people? And each punch they threw was lethal. Wait did I miss something? Come on people! Why ruin such a great movie like the first Yamakasi which was totally believable and then come out with this pile of cow dung. This movie was like undermatured cheese (yes, I know you know what undermatured cheese tastes like *shivers*)

Finally, how did he, Kenja, live again, I mean wasn't the guy who had a son check his pulse and saw that he was not alive. If I fell off the roof I'm pretty sure I won't get back up with all those broken bones I have. In fact let me try that now and if it doesn't work I'm sueing your "Les Fonds".

There's too much to list but frankly I don't have the time right now, contact me and we'll get to a compromise and I will tell you where to send my money.

Merci.
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Will post later about the reply.

Shako Mako..? Apparently MAKO!

2005-08-29T22:31:00.000+03:00

Ok so nothing new is going on in Kuwait..YET, but there's this new complex happening next to Palms and Sheik..Seems like a Starbucks and another branch of our "oh so beloved" Chocolate Bar. (YES it is a well known fact that chocolate is better than sex..or so I heard :P I can just imagine the stampede of people that are now heading to Chocolate Bar Marina if the owners are reading..I would like a 15% cut in profits, yes its a little but I'm not greedy :P) Anyways back on topic thats all I noticed.

So, what do us guy bloggers do when were depressed..whats that, you want to know..hmmmm..ok I'll tell you

Well something happened and I was depressed so good old *Super-S* (Lol sorry buddy but everytime I say super reminds me of Big Gay Al from South Park.."Thats Thuper!" :P). Anyways we headed out to Marina to see "The Rising" at 3:45, and let me just say I enjoyed yet ashkara fe kalak. I mean I don't know why I expected that their won't be any, but hey, I'm optimistic.

So, were out of the theater by 6:15 and in the car by 6:20, and as soon as we left the parking we were like, "shrayik, 'The Great Challenge' akow at 6:30" so we U-Turn and park again. And wouldn't you know it we got the same seats, plus a funny look from the usher..Oh well 7adna fatheen. Anyways nothing new just want to hear from people out their and opinions about our blog and how to improve.

Oh and don't bother seeing "The Great Challeng" basically I think I'm gonna write the creators an email asking for my money back. I'll post later about what they replied.

The Dream

2005-08-27T22:10:00.000+03:00

Who would like to live under water ??
check out this page http://www.tthews.de/html/water/living/livingsea.html and your dream may come true :)

P.S: the picture refers to a plan of COL city.

Relations in Kuwait

2005-08-25T19:40:00.000+03:00

Ok here's a quick question and no Pun intended..Shfeehoum Shababna..laish lazim il tedekwir oo il chithb..I mean come on I was talking to this guy and the conversation went something like this:

Guy: Shift 7arakty il yideeda?
Sty: *shakes his head* La2 shino?
Guy: Pulls out a business card with his name..Mobile number..and name of a store for cell phones which he is written as owner/Gen. Manager
Sty: 3al Baraka when did you open and why havent you told me about this?
SuperS: Ee 3ad thabi6na bil 5a9im :P
Guy: La2..Min 9ijik afta7 ma7al..hatha 3ashan I leave it at the girls car door itha baraqimha ow a36eeha iya..its what all the guys are doing these days.
SuperS: Inzain Ya3ny shino bitmoot 3ala floosik ihya wila 3alaik inta shfeek ya *insert Guys name*
Sty: *stunned look on my face* aha 7adik fathy *says bye and drives off*

I mean what the hell shfeehoum shababna mistathbi7een 3al banat :P Thiglow shway and what do you think that if you impress her she'll be all over you..COME ON people are you honestly going to have a relationship based on a lie?

And why is that whenever we see a girl on the road there has to be a gazillion cars surrounding her, while I have to wait at the end of this stupid traffic jam and be ten hours late for my lunch appointment..Ya jima3a shilsalfa? Do we need to put 2 seperate roads one for "gaz" and one for actual use?

And no don't think I'm forgetting the girls, ya7lailkoum intow baree2een 9a7..NO :P
Come on girls I'm sick of guys saying to me that she doesnt want to love me because she is "majroo7a min il 7ob il qadeem oo galbha ma ya36y ilthiqa 7ag a7ad..oo il ziman thag 3alaiha" Huh? shino? Na3am i5ty? 3yal why the heck did u take the guys number what do you wanna play around..cause if you do that kind off says something about you..am I right or what? Stop this sharade, face it your not deep so dont try to be!

Whats wrong with relationships here is that everyone LIES about what they expect and what they want. Can someone please explain to me why this is all happening, why is there a need to lie?

Anyways sorry for the kind off thick, tough, oo thigeel 3al galb post but I had to vent somewhere Seriously things are getting out of hand with these relations things, and they shouldn't have started in the first place. I mean its not even part of our culture.. *Sigh*

Wish to hear your comments. (Zips his flame suit up :P)

Kick Off!!!

2005-08-25T18:50:00.000+03:00

Hi All, this is our first blog, Me *superS* and my friend "Sty". We will talk about things that happen to us and the things we see in Kuwait. We hope you'll enjoy reading, as much as we enjoy writing. Wait for our first post :)

Best regards:

Sty
superS